wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

(via silencewillfall-sohappily)

thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

(via spoilersandhandcuffs)

reginechassagnarly:

sign this right now
the goal of the non-binary petition is flawed, this one is much more realistic and has a serious concrete goal that will help people definitely more than harm them (which the nb petition has the possibility of doing) 

reginechassagnarly:

sign this right now

the goal of the non-binary petition is flawed, this one is much more realistic and has a serious concrete goal that will help people definitely more than harm them (which the nb petition has the possibility of doing) 

(via hyperactivesovietninja)

(via felizce)

  • German: "ich kann" comes from the verb "können"
  • Dutch: "ik kan" comes from the verb "kunnen"
  • French: "je peux" comes from the verb "pouvoir"
  • Italian: "(io) posso" comes from the verb "potere"
  • Spanish: "(yo) puedo" comes from the verb "poder"
  • Croatian: "(ja) mogu" comes from the verb "moći"
  • English: "I can" comes from the verb... oh fuck.
  • English: "I can" comes from an archaic Middle English verb cunnen, connen
  • German: "ich kann" comes from the verb "können"
  • Dutch: "ik kan" comes from the verb "kunnen"
  • French: "je peux" comes from the verb "pouvoir"
  • Italian: "(io) posso" comes from the verb "potere"
  • Spanish: "(yo) puedo" comes from the verb "poder"
  • Croatian: "(ja) mogu" comes from the verb "moći"
  • English: "I can" comes from the verb... oh fuck.

Dump Starbucks?

sktagg23:

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There is SERIOUSLY a “Dump Starbucks” campaign because the company supports marriage equality. Do you know who else supports marriage equality?

  • Apple
  • Microsoft
  • IBM
  • Google
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Tumblr
  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Ford
  • AT&T
  • Sprint
  • Coca-Cola
  • Pepsi
  • Kraft Foods
  • Nabisco
  • Amazon
  • eBay
  • Morgan Stanley
  • Liberty Mutual
  • Wells Fargo
  • Bank of America
  • Blue Cross Blue Shield
  • Nationwide
  • Allstate
  • State Farm
  • Viacom
  • General Motors
  • UPS

Like, okay homophobes: CHALLENGE PROPOSED.

(via hannibalsapatheticduckface)

swanqueenandrizzles:

benefits of being a lesbian

  • soft
  • cuddles
  • girls
  • calm
  • soft
  • girls

downsides

  • she won’t kill the spider either

(via nopantsparade)

pretentioususernametosoundsmart:

gooseko:

iplaybassoon13:

dantheinsane1:

zenpencils:

ERICA GOLDSON: Graduation speech

Erica Goldson must have had some serious balls to give this speech

This is beautiful.

this is so wonderful 

This hit hard. Our education system is desperately in need of fixing.

(via silencewillfall-sohappily)